Tell me why I’m watching a shitload of Trey Songz videos doh.

Why am I watching Sex Room THOUGH ? I’m literally here screaming ’ bloodclaat ’ in my pillow.
Why this man so fine ?? I don’t … I don’t know what to do son. I don’t.

carpe-diem-cras;
melon, peach, vanilla, lilac, orange, coconut, plum, sweet pea, strawberry

Taye Taye ! My baby !!! :’) lemme tell you how I missed you today though. LISTENING ? Anywhoo , let’s get into it. Also , you’re extra.

Melon - first impression , I was fucking annoyed with you , as you were with me. You know this. But before you opened your mouth , I was like ’ yaow , why she suh pretty ? ’ also , someone , I believe had saved your seat and when you came in they were so excited and I was like ’ k , so she’s a god ? ‘. I’m sure you don’t remember that though.

Peach - bitch , your blog is perfection. Like it is so aesthetically pleasing k ? It is so soothing.

Vanilla - shit , I like a lot of things about you Taye. You’re my best friend ; 1. You’re very much like me in a lot of ways and I dig that and YOU GET ME. 2. You don’t know it , but you do motivate me , especially with writing and shit. 3. You’re not a bullshitter. At least not with me. You’re very truthful. That’s probably beyond your control. 4. You’re hilarious. You crack me up. 5. I’m distracted, I’m watching Gotham. I’ll get back at you.

Lilac - um , cause I had told you to get a blog and you said not yet and I found your blog and I was like ’ cause she believes she’s slick ’ but I didn’t let you know.

Orange - you’re my best friend , that’s our status. Ride or die. Dem kinda smn deh. Done know. And my opinion of you now is that you’re pretty much not ever going to leave my life and that’s chill cause I don’t want you to.

Plum - lol every done know Chemical React reminds me of you and also the Danny Phantom theme song , for obvious reasons lol.

Sweet pea - would I go with you in what way ? Cause when you were here you neva tek bus so how the fuck could I have done that. Btw , mi bitter yuh fuck bout dat yere ? As yuh reach foreign yaa tek bus but out yasso you couldn’t tek bus wid mi guh treez gyal. YUH ! Remain. Nah come visit yuh.

Strawberry - I secretly believe you would betray me and Laurent and have an affair with Larry. But this isn’t much of a secret isn’t it ?

Anonymous;
you write fanfic??

Mmm ? What ?

justdoeverythingwhatyouwant;
Orange , melon , strawberry :D

les-twinsss:

justdoeverythingwhatyouwant:

les-twinsss:

orange | I think you’re fucking swell and hella funny. I love how opinionated you are and you’re superrrr shady. I especially love your writing even though I often fall behind because you write like Usain Bolt runs >_> You’ve taught me alot (not sure if you realized) and I appreciate that. Our status… let’s just say, I would adore you soooo much more than I already do if you moved over to the Lau spectrum of things. And if you actually loved my characters.

melon | I thought hmmm, who is this Jamaican girl being shady and using all this patois ( and why aint she teaching me) THEN when I started reading TC, I realized it was you and I fell in love. I’m always weirdly drawn to other writers. 

strawberry | I secretly think you have a slew of Jamaican fairies that dance over your keyboard and assist you in writing because there’s no way on this spherical ass Earth that you write as fast as you do without some type of mystical assistance. 

Look at how I aint writing fast no more though ! Lmao. Aint nothing last forever man :’(

and that needs to be discussed >_>

Naah it doesn’t ( ._.)

justdoeverythingwhatyouwant;
Orange , melon , strawberry :D

les-twinsss:

orange | I think you’re fucking swell and hella funny. I love how opinionated you are and you’re superrrr shady. I especially love your writing even though I often fall behind because you write like Usain Bolt runs >_> You’ve taught me alot (not sure if you realized) and I appreciate that. Our status… let’s just say, I would adore you soooo much more than I already do if you moved over to the Lau spectrum of things. And if you actually loved my characters.

melon | I thought hmmm, who is this Jamaican girl being shady and using all this patois ( and why aint she teaching me) THEN when I started reading TC, I realized it was you and I fell in love. I’m always weirdly drawn to other writers. 

strawberry | I secretly think you have a slew of Jamaican fairies that dance over your keyboard and assist you in writing because there’s no way on this spherical ass Earth that you write as fast as you do without some type of mystical assistance. 

Look at how I aint writing fast no more though ! Lmao. Aint nothing last forever man :’(

justdoeverythingwhatyouwant;
Orange , melon , strawberry :)

mildredmurder:

ok, ok, ok

Melon - I thought you were like super sweet and shy and innocent and cute and little and quiet 

Orange - after seeing all those porn gifs on your tumblr :| and more I now realise you aren’t that little and innocent, got me clutching my pearls all the time brah!!
I feel like you’re really witty and funny and crazy lmao, I love your commentary when there’s ~drama~ going on and how you handle crazy anons 
Status is such an intense word lmfao, like I’m so much older than you, I don’t want people to think I’m into young girls like Larry :///
We’re bros ok? 

Strawberry - I secretly think that you like Laurent more than you let on, more than Larry even. and as evidence of this secret thought I refer you do october 22nd 2013. Yeah B) 

I am too shy and quiet and little and cute ! Hello ! Lol

I see you tryna get company in your ’ Who’s Larry ? I’m all for Laurent ’ campaign though. I see you girl.


Nick Jonas for “Kingdom”


HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Nick Jonas for “Kingdom

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

emeraldjade:

iblueamber:

beyond amazing :)

terrilikes2draw All of your work is AMAZING, but this is still my ultimate fave….a close second is the one of Lau and Ciara….

emeraldjade:

iblueamber:

beyond amazing :)

terrilikes2draw All of your work is AMAZING, but this is still my ultimate fave….a close second is the one of Lau and Ciara….